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سهول 08-10-07 01:36 AM

The Husbands Store
 
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE:


A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.



Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!



There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.



There is, however, a catch...you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!



So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...



On the first floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.



The second floor sign reads:



Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.



The third floor sign reads:



Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.



"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:



Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.



"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"



Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:



Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:



Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

اوراق المساء 08-10-07 04:27 AM

Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

VERY NICE SIGN

THANKS ALOTSUHOOL

سهول 09-10-07 12:49 AM

Thanks , I fouund it very funny too
What to say
Women!

اوراق المساء 10-10-07 08:10 PM

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة سهول (المشاركة 2759545)
Thanks , I fouund it very funny too
What to say
Women!

THANKS SUHOOL

سهول 12-10-07 01:05 AM

All the thanks go to you for reading it

*أسيرة الذكرى* 14-10-07 12:53 PM

THANKS for you

ابو جهاد الهذلي 20-10-07 09:40 AM

Tanks alot
SUHOOl
it’s very funny story
womens never say enough

سهول 26-10-07 05:34 PM

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة السلميان (المشاركة 2794359)
Tanks alot
SUHOOl
it’s very funny story
womens never say enough

Yes, It is Funny
Thanks for sharing

baadysaad 28-10-07 07:39 PM

it's soo funny
I red it before
Thank you
Suhool

سهول 28-10-07 08:42 PM

اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة baadysaad (المشاركة 2828005)
it's soo funny
I red it before
Thank you
Suhool

Aha, you did..Well, thanks for reding it again


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