baadysaad
28-02-07, 06:32 AM
I'd Love To Be Eight Again
> >
> > A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.."I'd love to be
> > eight again" she replied.
> >
> > On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big
> > bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
> > What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park:
> >
> > * The Death Slide
> > * The Wall of Fear
> > * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
> > Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park. Her head was
> > reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
> >
> > Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband
> > ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
> > milk shake.
> > Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
> > popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M& M's.
> >
> > What a fabulous adventure!
> >
> > Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
> > exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
> > lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
> >
> > Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant
> > my
> > dress size, you stupid "
> >
> > The moral of this story: Even when a man is Listening, he's still
> > going to get it wrong.
> >
> >
> > A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.."I'd love to be
> > eight again" she replied.
> >
> > On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big
> > bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
> > What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park:
> >
> > * The Death Slide
> > * The Wall of Fear
> > * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
> > Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park. Her head was
> > reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
> >
> > Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband
> > ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
> > milk shake.
> > Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
> > popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M& M's.
> >
> > What a fabulous adventure!
> >
> > Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
> > exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
> > lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
> >
> > Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant
> > my
> > dress size, you stupid "
> >
> > The moral of this story: Even when a man is Listening, he's still
> > going to get it wrong.
> >