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Careful You Golfers With Cell Phones
> THE PERFECT HUSBAND... > >SEVERAL MEN ARE IN THE CHANGING ROOM OF A GOLF CLUB. >A MOBILE PHONE ON A BENCH RINGS AND A MAN ENGAGES THE HANDS FREE >SPEAKER-FUNCTION AND BEGAN TO TALK. > >EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM STOPS TO LISTEN. > >MAN: "HELLO" >WOMAN: "DARLING, IT'S ME. ARE YOU AT THE CLUB?" >MAN: "YES" >WOMAN: "I AM AT THE SHOPPING CENTRE AND FOUND THIS BEAUTIFUL LEATHER COAT. >IT'S ONLY £1,000. IS IT OK IF I BUY IT?" >MAN: "SURE...GO AHEAD IF YOU LIKE IT THAT MUCH." >WOMAN: "I ALSO STOPPED BY THE MERCEDES DEALERSHIP AND SAW THE NEW 2006 >MODELS. I SAW ONE I REALLY LIKED." >MAN: "HOW MUCH?" >WOMAN: "£70,000" >MAN: "OK, BUT FOR THAT PRICE I WANT IT WITH ALL THE OPTIONS." >WOMAN: "GREAT! OH, AND ONE MORE THING . THE HOUSE I WANTED LAST YEAR >IS BACK ON THE MARKET. THEY'RE ASKING £950,000" >MAN: "WELL, THEN GO AHEAD AND GIVE THEM AN OFFER OF 900,000. THEY WILL >PROBABLY TAKE IT. IF NOT, WE CAN GO THE EXTRA 50 THOUSAND. IT REALLY IS >A PRETTY GOOD PRICE." >WOMAN: "OK. I'LL SEE YOU LATER! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!" >MAN: "BYE! I LOVE YOU, TOO." > >THE MAN HANGS UP. THE OTHER MEN IN THE CHANGING ROOM ARE STARING AT HIM >IN ASTONISHMENT, MOUTHS AGAPE..... > > >HE SMILES AND ASKS: > >"ANYONE KNOWS WHO THIS PHONE BELONGS TO
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thank u abu saad
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YOU ARE WELCOME ABU – FARES HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT
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hahahahahahahahah
god !!!! I see that's why he was so kind loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool yeah no man would do so hahahaha thanks alot baadysaad you made me laugh
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YOU ARE WELCOME HOPE IT MADE YOUR DAY
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