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{stupid Questions?with smart Answers!!}
...\\Stupid Questions with smart Answers\\\... BOY : May I hold your hand GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy ************************************* !GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love .....BOY : You love me ************************************* ??GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ************************************** .GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple ************************************** .GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ??BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ************************************** MAN : You remind me of the sea WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting .MAN : NO, because you make me sick ************************************** WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. ************************************** MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think ...Peter PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly ************************************** Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon. Pupil: "The moon Teacher: "Why Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it ************************************ Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested. Pupil : "A teacher ******************************************** Waiter : "Would you like black coffee Customer : "What other colors do you have ************************************ My father is so old … that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. ************************************ Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot Sam : "It's a family tradition Teacher : "What do you mean Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher Teacher : "What about your mother Sam : "She's a woman ************************************ Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing ".Student : "Brotherly love ************************************ Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers Before eating Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good **** *********************************** Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died *********************************** Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time ************************************ Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand The End
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Nice ones Emo
Although I've had red them before Thank very much and Pls, keep up your lovely efforts ,Best regards .B.S
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I LIKE IT walla they r v. funny u r amazing go ahead honey
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[
quote=baadysaad;3867668]Nice ones Emo Although I've had red them before Thank very much and Pls, keep up your lovely efforts ,Best regards .B.S[/quote] thanx 4 your participation Then no problem read them again to laugh
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swyrus welcome sweety thanks 4 passing by good u like them regards
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Great Emooo
All Of Them Are Fantastic Please Give More And More From These Nice Topics Best Wishes |
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All are so funny This one was the best for me Thanks Emo ...Great subject
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Thanx 4 your nice comment & passing by wishes
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welcome dear thanks 4 passing by wishes
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it is funny..thanksEmoo
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