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Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend |
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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ?? Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away |
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teacher: ur son has cheated in the exam
father: no way my son has'nt teacher:look at his answer it's the same of the student sitting beside him. father: that's normal my son knows the answer not just his classmate teacher: ok look at his classmate's answer on question 3 "i do not know" father: then teacher: look at ur son's answer "neither do i " the end it's not that funny i know
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hahahaha it is really funny good one thanks
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nice one lol thanks
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Teachers what years do u teach?hope not elementary school u will hate it , i imagine I didn't like some of my teachers due their ways of dealing with students i believe it is more than teaching,maybe like a family or more honestly, i like teaching, i think is is one of most powerful jobs because u make a difference in students life and their way of thinking, advice them ... etc* i love that
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Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father Is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". ********************** Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father That I've failed?" David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, Past year's performance repeated". ********************** Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a Donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". ********************** Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say Prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good ****". ********************** Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering Doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show That nine out of ten people die of the disease you Have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others All died". ********************** Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married On the same day and at the same time."
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't have any more work. Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you to give me work anyway!!
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