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Tooth Pulling
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a hurry. So just pull the tooth out" " ohh you're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear
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One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Mom, how come all of grandma's hairs are white
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A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"
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On day, a man was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road.
“Good morning,” the dog said. “I didn’t know dogs could talk,” the man said. “Neither did I,” the horse said. |
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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?" "Wrong number," replied the girl
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh alaaaaaaaaaaas poor women |
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I snored so much and so loud that I used to wake myself up” a man told his friend.
“ What did you do about it?” his friend asked. “ Oh,” the man said, “ now I sleep in the next room and I don’t hear a thing.” |
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