baadysaad
06-11-06, 12:05 AM
AS CONVENTIONAL
Men Beware
>A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.
>He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
>Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
>know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
>prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
>meal,
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>I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
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>
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>Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
>And
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>when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb
>
>my hair?"
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>
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>His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."
Men Beware
>A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.
>He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
>Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
>know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
>prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
>meal,
>
>I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
>
>
>
>Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
>And
>
>when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb
>
>my hair?"
>
>
>
>
>
>His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."