> Why teachers go crazy

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George

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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!

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TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson.

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TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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HAROLD: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

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TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
JOHN: I hope you didn't either.

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GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you

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[baadysaad]

Sooooooooo funny sister
I like it

Thank you ever so much
and looking forward for your next subject soon

best regards, Baady