سهول
19-03-07, 01:57 PM
Teacher, I can't solve this problem.
Any five year old should be able to solve this one.
No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!
What did you learn in school today?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!
Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
*From the mail
Any five year old should be able to solve this one.
No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!
What did you learn in school today?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
Class: At once!
Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
*From the mail