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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Try It!!!!


baadysaad
31-01-07, 02:21 AM
Thank GOD… I passed





Hi, every body


So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are
losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see
the answers until you have made your answer.



OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin. WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!



1. What do you put in a toaster?



























Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to
Question 2.



















2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?























Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the
next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even
overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water"
then proceed to question 3.



















3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house
is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
















































Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions??? ?? If
you said "glass," then! go on to Question 4.















4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany(If you will recall, Germanyat the time was politically divided
into West Germanyand East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of
the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in
the middle of "no man's land" between East Germanyand West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germanyor West Germanyor in
"no man's land"?























































Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else,
you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a
plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't
bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.








5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Londonto
MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading,
six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Sweden, two people
get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get
on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In
Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
MilfordHaven. What was the name of the bus driver?




















































Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It
was YOU!!















Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" and hope they do better
than you did.




(PS: 95% of people fail in most of the questions!!)

سهول
31-01-07, 02:36 AM
Do you mean try it ??because I didn't understand the title??

سهول
31-01-07, 02:41 AM
I only had two correct answers Qustion number one and Question number four >>> Lovely one ...
Thanks

baadysaad
31-01-07, 02:46 AM
Do you mean try it ??because I didn't understand the title??

IT'S QUITE CLEARE SISTER
JUST PRITEND THAT YOU READING IT AND KEEP THE ANSWERS INYOUR MIND BY THE TIME YOU SCROLL DOWN YOU'LL FIND OUT WEATHER YOUR ANSWER RIGHT OR WRONG

GOOD LUCK

سهول
31-01-07, 02:54 AM
I didn't mean that ...I meant the spelling mistake in the word try in the title its try not tri as written there...

baadysaad
31-01-07, 02:58 AM
I didn't mean that ...I meant the spelling mistake in the word try in the title its try not tri as written there...

GOD BLESS YOU
YOU ARE REALLY A SHRP GIRL
THANKS EVER SOOO MUCH

سهول
31-01-07, 09:21 AM
GOD BLESS YOU
YOU ARE REALLY A SHRP GIRL
THANKS EVER SOOO MUCH
You're mostly welcome

shoroog
31-01-07, 10:30 AM
glass and my name
rest is wrong
I laughed on my self
thanks ,you did that for me
may Allah bless you

المحافظ
04-02-07, 10:50 AM
that is good

baadysaad
04-02-07, 06:28 PM
glass and my name
rest is wrong
I laughed on my self
thanks ,you did that for me
may Allah bless you

I AM GLAD THAT YOU LIKED IT
ONCE AGAIN
THANKS EVER SOOO MUCH SISTER

baadysaad
04-02-07, 06:31 PM
that is good


THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME
HOPE YOU ENJOYED

mona.moon
15-02-07, 11:33 AM
I spend good time ,Thank you Baady
" and I pass it among my (smart friends)" i think they are not

الباب العالي
15-02-07, 11:46 AM
i'll try next time to focus more on the details
, I came up with two answers only ,shame on me

thanxx

baadysaad
15-02-07, 01:28 PM
I spend good time ,Thank you Baady
" and I pass it among my (smart friends)" i think they are not

Many Thanks To You Sister

baadysaad
15-02-07, 01:35 PM
i'll try next time to focus more on the details
, I came up with two answers only ,shame on me

thanxx



Never be a shamed of your self, we here in this life to make mistakes and learn from them

I am honored to have you here
And thank you ever soooo much

اوراق المساء
07-06-07, 02:51 AM
Really This Is Elts Test

Thanks Abusaad

baadysaad
07-06-07, 10:29 AM
Really This Is Elts Test

Thanks Abusaad


You're most welcome
and
Hope you enjoied it

اوراق المساء
07-06-07, 12:00 PM
You're most welcome
and
Hope you enjoied it

OF COURSE
THANKS

baadysaad
08-06-07, 08:16 AM
OF COURSE
THANKS


Many thanks to you brother