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30-01-07, 07:39 PM
From the mail...
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm
leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and
Ihave nothing to show
for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss
called to tell me
that you had quit your job today and that was the last
straw. Last week,
you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my
hair and nails
done, *****d your favorite meal and even wore a brand
new negligee. You
came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to
sleep after
watching the game. You don't tell me you love me
anymore, you don't
touch me oranything. Either you're cheating or you
don't love me
anymore, whateverthe case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER
and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wif e
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving
yourletter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although
a good woman is a
far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much
to try to drown
out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when
you cut off all of your hair last week, the first
thing that came to
mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised
me to not say
anything if you can't say anything nice. When you
*****d my favorite
meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
BROTHER, because I
stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep
on you when you had
on that new negligee because the price tag was still
on it. I prayed
that it was a coincidence that my brother had just
borrowed fifty
dollars from me that morning and your negligee was
$49.99. After all of
this, I still loved you and felt that we could work i t
out. So when I
discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million
dollars,
I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home
you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I
guess. I hope you have
the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said
with your letter that
you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my
brother was born
Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm
leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and
Ihave nothing to show
for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss
called to tell me
that you had quit your job today and that was the last
straw. Last week,
you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my
hair and nails
done, *****d your favorite meal and even wore a brand
new negligee. You
came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to
sleep after
watching the game. You don't tell me you love me
anymore, you don't
touch me oranything. Either you're cheating or you
don't love me
anymore, whateverthe case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER
and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wif e
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving
yourletter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although
a good woman is a
far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much
to try to drown
out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work.
I did notice when
you cut off all of your hair last week, the first
thing that came to
mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised
me to not say
anything if you can't say anything nice. When you
*****d my favorite
meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
BROTHER, because I
stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep
on you when you had
on that new negligee because the price tag was still
on it. I prayed
that it was a coincidence that my brother had just
borrowed fifty
dollars from me that morning and your negligee was
$49.99. After all of
this, I still loved you and felt that we could work i t
out. So when I
discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million
dollars,
I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home
you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I
guess. I hope you have
the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said
with your letter that
you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my
brother was born
Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!