baadysaad
11-12-06, 09:03 PM
> THE PERFECT HUSBAND...
>
>SEVERAL MEN ARE IN THE CHANGING ROOM OF A GOLF CLUB.
>A MOBILE PHONE ON A BENCH RINGS AND A MAN ENGAGES THE HANDS FREE
>SPEAKER-FUNCTION AND BEGAN TO TALK.
>
>EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM STOPS TO LISTEN.
>
>MAN: "HELLO"
>WOMAN: "DARLING, IT'S ME. ARE YOU AT THE CLUB?"
>MAN: "YES"
>WOMAN: "I AM AT THE SHOPPING CENTRE AND FOUND THIS BEAUTIFUL LEATHER COAT.
>IT'S ONLY £1,000. IS IT OK IF I BUY IT?"
>MAN: "SURE...GO AHEAD IF YOU LIKE IT THAT MUCH."
>WOMAN: "I ALSO STOPPED BY THE MERCEDES DEALERSHIP AND SAW THE NEW 2006
>MODELS. I SAW ONE I REALLY LIKED."
>MAN: "HOW MUCH?"
>WOMAN: "£70,000"
>MAN: "OK, BUT FOR THAT PRICE I WANT IT WITH ALL THE OPTIONS."
>WOMAN: "GREAT! OH, AND ONE MORE THING . THE HOUSE I WANTED LAST YEAR
>IS BACK ON THE MARKET. THEY'RE ASKING £950,000"
>MAN: "WELL, THEN GO AHEAD AND GIVE THEM AN OFFER OF 900,000. THEY WILL
>PROBABLY TAKE IT. IF NOT, WE CAN GO THE EXTRA 50 THOUSAND. IT REALLY IS
>A PRETTY GOOD PRICE."
>WOMAN: "OK. I'LL SEE YOU LATER! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!"
>MAN: "BYE! I LOVE YOU, TOO."
>
>THE MAN HANGS UP. THE OTHER MEN IN THE CHANGING ROOM ARE STARING AT HIM
>IN ASTONISHMENT, MOUTHS AGAPE.....
>
>
>HE SMILES AND ASKS:
>
>"ANYONE KNOWS WHO THIS PHONE BELONGS TO
>
>SEVERAL MEN ARE IN THE CHANGING ROOM OF A GOLF CLUB.
>A MOBILE PHONE ON A BENCH RINGS AND A MAN ENGAGES THE HANDS FREE
>SPEAKER-FUNCTION AND BEGAN TO TALK.
>
>EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM STOPS TO LISTEN.
>
>MAN: "HELLO"
>WOMAN: "DARLING, IT'S ME. ARE YOU AT THE CLUB?"
>MAN: "YES"
>WOMAN: "I AM AT THE SHOPPING CENTRE AND FOUND THIS BEAUTIFUL LEATHER COAT.
>IT'S ONLY £1,000. IS IT OK IF I BUY IT?"
>MAN: "SURE...GO AHEAD IF YOU LIKE IT THAT MUCH."
>WOMAN: "I ALSO STOPPED BY THE MERCEDES DEALERSHIP AND SAW THE NEW 2006
>MODELS. I SAW ONE I REALLY LIKED."
>MAN: "HOW MUCH?"
>WOMAN: "£70,000"
>MAN: "OK, BUT FOR THAT PRICE I WANT IT WITH ALL THE OPTIONS."
>WOMAN: "GREAT! OH, AND ONE MORE THING . THE HOUSE I WANTED LAST YEAR
>IS BACK ON THE MARKET. THEY'RE ASKING £950,000"
>MAN: "WELL, THEN GO AHEAD AND GIVE THEM AN OFFER OF 900,000. THEY WILL
>PROBABLY TAKE IT. IF NOT, WE CAN GO THE EXTRA 50 THOUSAND. IT REALLY IS
>A PRETTY GOOD PRICE."
>WOMAN: "OK. I'LL SEE YOU LATER! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!"
>MAN: "BYE! I LOVE YOU, TOO."
>
>THE MAN HANGS UP. THE OTHER MEN IN THE CHANGING ROOM ARE STARING AT HIM
>IN ASTONISHMENT, MOUTHS AGAPE.....
>
>
>HE SMILES AND ASKS:
>
>"ANYONE KNOWS WHO THIS PHONE BELONGS TO